lost-moonlight:

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

How do you lose weight without doing anything

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie, via lost-moonlight)

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

(via rosyblooms)